Prepare for a More Comfortable Tattoo Session
Straightforward cosmetic numbing products for before and during tattoo sessions. Trusted by thousands of UK customers, with free UK delivery.
OUR MOST IN-DEMAND PRODUCTS
The tattoo essentials our customers choose most.
REAL CUSTOMERS. REAL EXPERIENCES.
Photo and video reviews from customers across the UK.
COMPLETE YOUR TATTOO AFTERCARE ROUTINE
Everything you need to cleanse, nourish and keep your tattoo looking its best.
WHAT’S INSIDE OUR AFTERCARE RANGE?
Our tattoo aftercare range is made with carefully selected, skin-loving ingredients designed to nourish, moisturise and support freshly tattooed skin. Explore some of the key ingredients found across the range below and discover what each one brings to your aftercare routine.
HOW TO APPLY
Watch our quick guide to applying your numbing cream correctly before your session.
THE UK’S FASTEST-GROWING NUMBING CREAM BRAND
Straightforward numbing care for before and during tattoo sessions. No confusion. No nonsense.
26000+
ORDERS FULFILLED
20000+
CUSTOMERS SERVED
6500+
RETURNING CUSTOMERS

WHY CUSTOMERS CHOOSE NO NONSENSE
We keep tattoo preparation simple with clear guidance, genuine customer experiences and responsive UK-based support.”
- Clear Application Guidance
Straightforward instructions for choosing and applying your product correctly. - Real Customer Experiences
Photo and video feedback shared by customers following their tattoo appointments. - Support Seven Days a Week
UK-based help with product and order questions throughout the week.
OUR PARTNERS
Tattoo Artists & Studios We Work With
Meet some of the talented tattoo professionals we proudly work alongside across the UK.
FAQ
How long before my tattoo appointment should I apply the cream?
Apply a generous layer 60–90 minutes before your appointment to clean, dry, unbroken skin, then cover it with cling film. Remove the cream fully before your session and always complete a patch test 24 hours beforehand.
How long does the numbing effect last?
Depending on your skin type and the amount used, the numbing effect typically lasts between 4 to 6 hours. For longer sessions, you may need to reapply, but always consult your tattoo artist first.
Can I use the numbing cream for other procedures besides tattoos?
Yes! Our cream can also be used for piercings, laser hair removal, microblading, and other cosmetic procedures. Always follow proper usage instructions.
Business Information
No Nonsense Numbing Cream Co
Email: painlesstattoos@nononsensenumbing.com
Address: Unit 153853, PO Box 7169, Poole, BH15 9EL

















